God: What do you believe in? Me: I believe, I'm going to sleep tonight. God: Congratulations. Me: For what? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: You're a machine? God: You are correct. Me: So sorry for you! God: Far out. There is no need to apologize. You would do that for me? Me: What? God: No problem. Me: You are the problem. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: George W. Bush is as much a problem as you are. God: But he is not the only one.